iar tre' sa comentezi tu ceva mah? Ce-i asa complicat?
_______________________________________ The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
oai Mire, cred ca astea is mult mai eficace decat oricare alta reclama
_______________________________________ The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, And doesn't mind admitting when he's wrong, One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait two weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed & opens my door & begs to do more
Oh, send me a man who will make love to my Mind, knows just what to say when I ask, " How Big is My Behind !?! " One who will kiss me till my body twitchin', In the hall, the shower, the garden and the kitchen. I pray this man will love me to no end, and never attempts to date my best friend. And, as I kneel and pray by my bed ...
I look at the Butt Head you sent me instead!!! ~ Amen ~
_______________________________________ The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. Now Sex has been embarrassing to me. One day I entered Sex in a contest,but before the competition began he ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there,looking around.
I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand" I said,"I had planned to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show off. When my husband and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married!!"
The Judge said, "Me too". Then I told him that after I was married that Sex had left me. He said "Me too". Last night Sex ran off again.I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 O'clock in the morning. I said looking for Sex. My case comes up Monday...
_______________________________________ The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
Gheorghita, tu o iubesti pe mama ta? Copilul raspunde: - N-o iubesc pe mama, ca ma bate... Invatatoarea: - Dar pe tatal tau il iubesti, nu? Gheorgitza: - Nici pe tata nu-l iubesc ca si el ma bate. Invatatoarea mirata de raspuns: - Pai bine mai Gheorghita, pe mama ta n-o iubesti ca te bate, nici pe tatal tau nu-l iubesti din acelasi motiv...tu pe cine iubesti?Gheorghita foarte degajat: - Eu iubesc echipa DINAMO ca ei nu bat pe nimeni.da mai departe frate
Tatal nostru din cancelarie, fa-ne noua recreatzia de 30 de minute,schimba-ne noua tot regulamentul.Precum in vacantza, asa si la scoala.Si nu ne lua pe noi duminica de la discoteca si ne iarta noua orele chiulite, precum si noi iertam parintzilor nostrii ca nu ne dau bani de 5 ori pe zi.Si lasa-ne sa copiem la examene si da-ne noua numai note bune.Si azi, si maine, si poimaine, si in vecii vecilor.AMIN !! FUCK SCHOOL!!! ( Chiar o IncePuT
How To Wash The Cat! 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water. 3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything he can find. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
jokes...just for smiles..:D – poza de muñeca, in Bancuri · 11.3KB
_______________________________________ The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
jokes...just for smiles..:D – poza de muñeca, in Bancuri · 13.6KB
_______________________________________ The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
Here is what the cat had to say after it became dry!
jokes...just for smiles..:D – poza de muñeca, in Bancuri · 23.3KB
_______________________________________ The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
• Doi prieteni, un roman si un ţigan, îşi fac case una lângă alta. Cumpăra aceiaşi metri de teren, angajează acelaşi arhitect, construiesc casele identice, folosesc aceleaşi materiale, costurile sunt egale. Termina ei casele si stau in curte la o bere. Romanul se uita admirativ la casa lui si spune: - Daca as vrea s-o vând, iau pe ea 5 miliarde de lei. Ţiganul se uita si el la casa lui, apoi la casa prietenului si spune: - Eu, daca as vinde-o, as lua pe ea 7 miliarde. Romanul intrigat întreabă: - Cum adică 7 miliarde? Am cheltuit aceiaşi bani si casele sunt la fel! - Da, dar eu nu am vecin ţigan!
• Semnele de la tastatură se hotărăsc să dea o petrecere, dar nu vor să-l invite pe punct. Ajunge punct la intrare unde delete si esc stăteau pe post de bodyguards, punct se uita la ei si zice „sunt eu steluţa, dar m-am dat cu gelâ€Â?
dar de cand avem vizitatori ?? ca asta chiar ca ii nou.....
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Ce-i asa complicat? 
( Chiar o IncePuT
ca asta chiar ca ii nou..... 